Sharing the Randomness...#3

3: 1:16pm - So I get out of the shower and put my deodorant on. I think, just for giggles, I'll check out what the directions say: "Apply in a thin layer...blah blah blah...APPLY TO THE UNDERARM ONLY." Really? Where else would you apply it? Let's see...what else stinks...feet? That'd be a slippery mess. Butts? I'm thinking that'd be terribly uncomfortable...and probably still smelly. I wonder if this is one of those instances where someone did something incredibly stupid with it and they had to add a warning to the packaging as part of the lawsuit. You know, like that dumbass who sued McDonald's because she dumped coffee in her lap.