Anyone wanting to read the older posts on MySpace click here:
Vicodin and Pudding: The Original
So here's the last post from MySpace to get us rolling:
TTOTM Bitchfest
Current mood: cantankerous
Category: Life
Happy Daylight Savings Time Day! Another genius idea to fuck up your sleep cycle and make it seem like there's more light.
I am officially sick of winter. We recieved a lovely six inches yesterday and no one in the province of Ontario knows how to clear it properly. Then you hear about 300 car crashes and people wonder why. Waiting until the snow stops to clear it is RETARDED. Maybe we can get some people from Buffalo up here to give a tutorial. I'm glad I learned how to drive in the snow in Buffalo. Up here no one knows what they're doing. Guy whizzed by me doing 80km/h with the road covered in snow. I have to say, though, it was amusing trying to see him stop at the red light. Good times.
So I'm not complaining about the snow, perse, more about the City of Toronto and its incompetent drivers.
And I'm just cranky today so .
One funny thing tho, so this isn't a complete bitch-fest...I am addicted to rubber stamps. I stick them on everything. Well, last week I sent a receipt to our insurance company. On the back of the envelope I stamped "Never try to teach a pig to sing. It only wastes your time and annoys the pig." I hope I brightened someone's day. Altho we still haven't gotten a reimbursement yet...
Sorry this wasn't more entertaining. It's hard to be funny when you feel like this:
I promise I'll do better when I climb out from under my rock...
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